Muddy Mac

This is the story of

Muddy Mac .Muddy Mac was the strongest man in the state of California. He wasn’t just the strongest man but he was the tallest. He was 500 ft. tall! Every one in California knew Muddy and loved to tell and retell of all his feats.

       Now one day Muddy went to visit Sumo Sam. Sumo Sam complained that that he wanted to visit Muddy but he hated to walk. So Muddy thought, thought, and thought. Then Sumo Sam said he loved to swim. Muddy then had an idea. And it was a great one.

       His idea was to make a lake. Not just an ordinary lake but a giant one. From California to Asia. He then told Sam. He thought it was a great idea. Then Muddy started to dig. He dug and dug and dug and dug and dug for two months. All the dirt he dug and threw created the Sierra Nevada Mountains. Then when he could just see Sam. He raised his arm to wave to him. Then all the sudden the shovel fell and cut off his big toe. He said “is something missing?” Then he looked down and found that his big toe was missing. He started to cry and fell over. He cried, cried, and cried. He cried so much that he filled the pit that he had dug. That pit is now known as the Pacific Ocean.                                                       Then muddy pulled himself out of the water. He went and got Sumo Sam to show him what he had made. When they got to the location, Sumo just jumped in. He popped his head out of the water. Then Sumo claimed “it felt awesome!” Then he stated that the water was a tad too salty. Muddy told him that it is because the water is actually his tears. He was quite surprised but he kept swimming.            Sumo asked muddy if he wanted to swim with him and he cried yes. So they were swimming and then Sumo Sam hit his head on a rock then he got knocked out. Then Muddy dove down to save Sumo, but an octopus had hold of his leg and started to pull on it but, Muddy Mac dove in after Sam. He had noticed what had happened. Mac started to pull and pull. The sinister cephalopod had one heck of a grip! So Mac pulled out his trusty shovel and bonked him right in the face! BAM! The octopus folded up and got all squishy.

So Mac and Sumo went to California. Mysteriously, everyone was cheering “Ho-ray!’ and “whoopee!” Mac and Sam were mystified. It turns out as Mac was digging he hit gold in the ocean floor somehow without noticing and flung it into streams on the mountains! 

       Mac was getting quite annoyed with all of the people ignoring his ocean, so he moved to Asia. The people there loved his creation. So he stayed there. The reason that you see the waves over on his ocean; it’s just Mac and Sumo playing in the water! 

TNT in the sky

            “Mayday, Mayday, this is flight 738!” Base: “Yes 738, what’s the problem?” 738: “There are eight possible bombs on this plane; all of them are in the baggage compartments.” Base: “You have permission to land the plane at the Miami Airport. Our best detectives will be at your designated airport prior to your landing. Riley & Drew, they will investigate the plane. Whatever you do don’t let anyone off that plane” 738:

“Copy that”    

            Thump, thump, thump the passengers heard as Detective Riley pounded on the door.

“This is detective Riley, open this door immediately! He yelled at the top of his lungs.

“Yes sir,” answered the flight attendant.

“Everyone stay in your seat,” Riley announced. Slowly he walks down the aisle looking very suspiciously at three people. He later learned their names were Trake Jones, Austen Kolp, and Zach Whebber.

             “When I dismiss your row, go into the First Response Vehicle where you will be fingerprinted” When he dismissed Austen’s row he discovered that Austen had went incognito.  

Later that day...

Detective Drew was searching the plane for evidence when he found the model 247 hydrogen bomb. He carefully removes it.

“Hey, its just the shell! And there are seven more, all in the baggage compartments,” Drew announced to the crew. The detectives tested for fingerprints. At this point the two have classified this case as a mystery.

Meanwhile...

            “Now that we’ve got the bomb shells there might be some more evidence,” exclaimed Detective Drew.

            “Have you found any clues?” Riley questioned.

 “Not yet,” Later while searching they found a sawed-off shotgun, a half eaten chicken breast, and a cell phone.

             “Don’t touch that chicken, we can get the D.N.A from it,” detective Riley exclaimed. He carefully puts the chicken into a plastic bag.

4 days later...

            The Detectives interview all 472 passengers. Only three caught their eye. Their names are Trake, Austen, and Zach. Here are their alibis. Zach: I was in the bathroom the whole flight! Austen: He wouldn’t speak.Trake on the other hand gave us plenty of information.

He pleaded “I was on the plane for about an hour before takeoff. I saw two men messing with it.”  Now we have our suspects. We took Trake to a criminal line-up. He picked out the two criminals.

Solution

            After the line-up Trake picked out Austen and Zach. Their fingerprints matched the prints on the bomb. The detectives had found Austen hiding behind a bush.  With all the evidence they concluded that the bombers were Zach and Austen. Later, they both confessed to the crime. In the court of law they were both sent to Guantanamo Bay detention camp. One more thing, Trake was the man who ate the chicken breast.

The legend of Marvin McNut

        One day in the year 1706 a young man was born in the state of Texas. No one knew how he got there but somehow he did. No one knew who he belonged to so the city of Austin adopted him. They named him Marvin McNut. That boy did everything the same as all of the other boys did. He went to school, he swam, and he played sports.   But one night; McNut started to grow, and grow and grow and grow until the roof of his house busted open.

         That morning when the town’s people woke up and saw Marvin they were shocked. One man said, “He’s the size of two houses!”

         Another man hollered, “He’s a giant!” Some of the people were scared and others were surprised.

         He said, “I just grew overnight”. So as time past the people started liking him. The town folks had figured that he was old enough to start logging. The men took him logging one day and they went up north. They went to Indiana and it only took Marvin three steps to get there.

 When he was there he had found something; he had found an animal; not just an animal but a giant red fox. He had found him lying on the ground almost dead. He was dehydrated and he said, “I’m going to dig that fox a drinking hole even if it kills me!”So he dug him a drinking hole. This drinking hole is known as Lake Michigan. Marvin got to know the fox and he because his best friend. He named him Red Fox After many adventures, the two settled in a large home in the Arctic Circle. They have never been seen again. Only a small few still remember the pair, but the legacy lives on. They are not recorded in any history books or records, but this is the only book that contains the information.

Radio Active Cat

           Radio Active Cat, Radio Active Cat what do you see? I see a school with alot of childen in a giant cage. As I slink around the school I see Mrs. Boes' room with a big white board.Radio Active Cat, Radio Active Cat what do you see? I see a roomwith alot of computers.As I climb on one it makes a clicking noise. Radio Active Cat, Radio Active Cat what do you see?I see a hallway with alot of signs. As I walk I hear Mrs.Ivester yelling in the halls. I walk down to a Huge room. I see bleachers and kids running around. Radio Active Cat, Radio Active Cat what do you see? I see a room with alot of tables. I see a hamburger on the floor; so I ate it. Then I walk outside. Radio Active Cat, Radio Active Cat what do you see? I see I'm in a giant cage.I see kids running around and a giant slide. I walk into a little room. Radio Active Cat, Radio Active Cat what do you see? I see a sink and a large, round drinking bowl. I walk around its edgeand then I fell in. And in came a janiter and he flushed me down. Radio Active Cat, Radio Active Cat what do you see?I see a drark room with alot of mice. I see a little red lite and then I hear "BOOM!" The cat had died and the school Exploded.

My Awful Monday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          Monday was so awful. I wish I had just stayed in bed. First, my alarm didn't go off. Then on my way to school my dad hit a deer! I had to go to the hospital and they said that my leg was broken. And then I stayed hospital and almost died. That is all the reasons why my Monday was terrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!